Amazed to find it could rejoice,
Hell raised a hoarse, half-human cheer.
So you know I’m brilliant, beautiful and more talented than anyone in the histories of the planet earths but did you know I also did music back in the 80s?
Of course you didn’t because The Man did everything he could to keep my awe inspiring tunes from the public for fear of a world-wide revolution
But you can’t keep beauty and truth from the people forever and so, I present to you, the incredible true story of the day Buddy Holly was stolen from us by sex mad aliens as only I, the People’s Poet, could bring it to you
The song is called Abduction. It was written and sung by me while some goofy nerd noodles on a keyboard.